PLAY SCRABBLE


-man
-mania
-mandarin

( The M.G. in S is nothing more
than a mass Scr# enthusiasts club gathering, where they can trade
funky spelling mistakes and display tacky grammatical errors. )

Using the first n:

-no

( the mean-field approach to the quantum Heisenberg ferromagnet SU(n) model using the schwinger boson representation with constrained imposed on the average Van Der Graaf Generator)

Using the last n:

-numb: for n up to 4 000 000 by 1993

Using the b-spline:

- splining the bomb, with the V2 as the whale

adding to numb:

( this page is for adding new pages )( My scrollbars are bigger than yours )
( so are mine )
( "aesthetizing" )

-number

( while eating crisps player one says to player two 'have you seen the new video of mediocre minds?' )(No I mean Missy Elliot{ Can you work it? ?ti krow ouy naC } dummy)

Using the first a:

You advance one level.


PLAY

ping
pong
ping
ping
ping
anybody there?

C:\>ping 127.0.0.1

Pinging 127.0.0.1 with 32 bytes of data:

Reply from 127.0.0.1: bytes=32 time<10ms TTL=128
Reply from 127.0.0.1: bytes=32 time<10ms TTL=128
Reply from 127.0.0.1: bytes=32 time<10ms TTL=128
Reply from 127.0.0.1: bytes=32 time<10ms TTL=128

Ping statistics for 127.0.0.1:
   Packets: Sent = 4, Received = 4, Lost = 0 (0% loss),
Approximate round trip times in milli-seconds:
   Minimum = 0ms, Maximum =  0ms, Average =  0ms

           someone found!

You advance one level.
You are now known as Xena the Warrior Princess.


PLAY

(rot13 ate the Red Square)
(slide the black square)
(rot13 leaves north )
(be secure, it's all about the white lines)

(mediocre minds enters from behind a blue square)


Using thet p in ping:
(mediocre minds creates a portal)

(do you take doping to scrabble by? you seem unbeatable!)
(did you swallow a dictionary?)

(you enter a portal)

PLAY

(mein leben!)

* excuse me for the violence

(Missy Elliot is standing here, singing lullabies)

Using the p in Pong in connection with the second t in Tetris to put the following words on the board:

-partner
-particle
-party

(don't play if you can't stand losing)

Using the r in party:

-radiate
-rambunctious
-rapid-eye-movement

Using the r in particle:

(you reclaim the streets)
(Missy Elliot starts following you)
(all yr dreams come true)

You advance one level.


PLAY  <__lo-y. >

* excuse me for this interval. But I read this odd little bit about a upcoming world champ - computer chess match: "Computers are notorious for making nonhuman moves, … they make very strange, unnatural moves, by human standards. Some prove to be very good in retrospect, but very
strange. Deep Junior plays in a very human-like way. It's not as
vulnerable to the distinctive play of computer programs." What a strange insult to the computer! Blaming it for playing like a machine. Why should machines mimic the behaviour of people, let machines be themselves, they do that very well.

Have a look at this bit of scrabble before. No matter how hard I try, no matter how much I cheat, the machine I'm playing with always wins by putting machinique words on the board.

* excuse me for this interval, but my computer (password _lo-y) started singing Missy Elliot. I had to shut it down. I can't stand these voodoo (algo)rhythms.

* excuse me for this interval, but _lo-y thing it strikes me as being unfair of you to let me think of you as a writer as you are obviously a machine. Now matter how much code the community feeds you only return code for which the compiler is missing.

* excuse me for this interval. I just got a ping which needs my attention first. we don't want to network to crash, now do we?

* excuse me for this interval: now play _Scrabble; tally ho:


     
PLAY

                             mm-b.a-m/da
             s         +
     asssc+#&p         c
     &                 +
     l                 s
     kjfash.obappa,    u
                  amaap-f.aldapp^oac
                  &    ~           b
                  z    s           a
          |^a.b@d.m    dobth&av&~a@&va/d@,z
          +                        b      0
          p                        &      .
       h.whala             (th.spaz&      d
       &  (  s             .              (
a+am.pa)("aés|h&+iz.bq")-/umb              c
       a  p  a       j                    /éwv
       o  &  /       o                       w
       k+ow  j       m                       a
             tpobzp!/zpob-pp-zp              y
             2                7              |
             o                =          st|l=128,@plif^om127      
     2t.mé<10m                m          b                  l
     l                        !          =                  o
     0       &+s:s&b+=4,,     @d=4,los   (                  a
     i       /          b            m   aximum=0           0
     pafoubd!i          b            &          x           o
     s                  a            ,          é           )
     &                  &            |-héwh.+éli/           a
     +@~sf~omb@h.pd     s                                   d
                  ou+akédop!bztosc,a                        !
                        ?          apo^tal)plajwolféps|@!b(ma
                        b          |pz.pzlullab|as)us.b      
                th|hasaco                             o
                t             p                       t
                ha,|ppa+-+:-+ad°at&-                  -
                        |          acla.mth@s+,       .
                        u          a          )       p
                        x          h          .       d
                        m          amp-computé,       t
     pu+&+sa,apoto+     o          h                  é
                  lmov@s,byhumaps+ap                  a
                                   a&pjup.o~plats.bav&,


(you .walk the city sewers)

* excuse for this labyrinthine interval, I was working under
the suspicion that we were busy creating a mappae mundi of the
scrabbleverse, I thought we would uncover mysterious. not
widening them you evil Minos from down south.  

* excuse for this {s}lickshots

NOW PLAY

- mach
- machina
- machinations
- dangerous liaisons {get ur freak on}

end.