SS PhOTEK
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1) Antennas for interstellar internet acces & for receiving underground jungle pirate stations.
2) Collapsible variation on an insolvable Rubicks game. Can also be used as a solar panel.
3)Known as the 'spartacus handles', these have no pre-defined function, but will prove to be indispensable in the right situation. These handles were added to the design as a result of Jungle AAA's efforts to develop a topologic logic.
4) Observation windows, mostly used for wathing solar wind surfing daredeviling.
5) Video-projector for the projection of revolutionary slogans onto the moon & uninhabited planets the craft passes. Highly disliked by NASA's astronomers who have to acknowledge their inability to develop a successful space programme everytime they discover one.
6) CD-burner to capture MP-3 files.
7) Disco light.
8) Webcam
9) Air-condioning
10) Refrigerator
11) Mooring point for the sound-system-shuttle of Autonomous Astronaut Acquaintances. Can also be used as an energy source for a rave in space soundsystem.
12) Outside speaker, also regulates the pressure in the rhythm engine.
13) Quartz Jacket, part of Jungle AAA's modification of the m2ps technology, dubbed the Strontium Jazz Plasma Propulsion (SJPP).
14) (Alien) Clippers custody shrine.
15) Dinner table.
16) Psychoaudiological laboratory.
17) Air freshner.
18) Booster rocket for a rapid 180% rotation of one side (left on the diagram) of the SS PhOTEK.
19) The outside of one of the 2 available rhythm engines.
SS PhOTEK: a hummingbird series loungecore sound system shuttle
SS PhOTEK has 2 counterpointed
rhythm engine which opens up the possibility of flying back & forth
just like a hummingbird The first enigine is situated on a segment which
the psychoaudiologist can rotate through 180 degrees. By changing the
angle between the 2 running engines it is possible to make movements yet
unseen in the history of humanoid space avation, this earned the PhOTEK
the nickname: 'The John Travolta of the solar night fever'.
The rhythm engine of the
SS PhOTEK is based on an enhancement of AAA Bologna's pimax technology.
The Bolognian version is based on neo-Aleister Crowlian teknoteknology
which is BPM driven, Jungle AAA's engine on the other hand responds to
the bassline, a major difference guaranteeing the delicious resonance
of sub-sonic basslines which junglenauts love sooo much.
Jungle AAA's Strontium Jazz
Plasma Propulsion (SJPP) is a revolutionary modification of Robert winglee's
research. This American scientist who - subsidided by the f*ckers from
NASA - is studying a propulsion technology which generates a magnetic
field around a spacecraft. This field is inflated around the vessel by
ionized helium gas which creates some sort of cannonball which sails along
the solar wind. A new form of propulsion that makes speed of 100 km per
second possible, 10 times as fast as the fasted vehicle yet developed
by the various space agencies. Winglee has named it the M2P2 system. The
main Jungle AAA inovation is that we were able to replace the helium with
Dillinja's remix of Future Forces Inc track Strontium Jazz. The crystallized
noblegasbasslines of this track helped us achieve a vast effiency improvement.
This detournement proves the great ability of jungle AAA to arrive at
a symbiosis between disco's & space Shuttles. However, SS PhOTEK's
crew only uses the SJPP when they feel the rare desire to experience the
adreneline kick of extremely high velocities it offers. The downside of
SJPP is that it's a bore having to listen to the same track over &
over again. Besides, in space time is relative & the concept of 'being
in a hurry' is something the junglenaut does not know.
14. The Clippers Custody
Shrine is the logical outcome of the discokraak law which states that
clippers or the technology of the future: "What's the point of palmtop
mobile phones virtual reality cyborg mainframe mega giga byte micro satellite
technology if your hair looks like shit".
JUNGLE AAA IS ON THE LAUNCH !